1. Dribble your basketball incessantly.
2. Let out a silent but deadly fart and then give the guy next to you a dirty look while plugging your nose.
3. Grimace painfully while grabbing your head and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Notice the passengers are speaking in Spanish and start singing "I'll Never Break your Heart" in a torturous Spanish accent.
5. Open your backpack and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6. Introduce yourself to a female passenger, "My name is B-Rok and I'll be rockin' your house!" and laugh like a lunatic.
7. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" all through the ride.
8. Lean over a big breasted passenger and say in a Jim Carrey voice, "All the men are nice to you because you have big jugs, I mean your boobs are huge, I mean I just wanna squeeze them..." and then get a slap in the face.
9. Start asking questions in a Donald Duck voice and then quack like a maniac when they can't understand you.
10. Offer to teach the passengers the "Everybody" dance and make the elevator shake like hell in the process.
© Maria 1999
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