You need to be prepared for ANYTHING...
- Camera and/or video camera to record those "special moments." Cause you know your friends won't believe that you humped {insert name here}.
- Film of course. No less than eight rolls. You want to capture as many positions as you can.
- Breath Freshners (Altoids, Bianca, etc). You want him to kiss you over and over, not run away holding his nose.
- Good Oral Skills. How else are you going to talk your way into those "VIP Only" zones? Get your minds out of the gutter.
- A bodyguard/hotel security diversion plan.
- Mirror, Brush, Make up case. Make sure you look you vampish best.
- High tolerance for alcohol. If you're an AJ girl, you may need to be under the influence to keep up with this freak of nature's sexual acrobats.
- Condoms. These are an ESSENTIAL. Then again, the thought of a little Nicky C. running around my house is quite appealing... No no no. Condoms are a must ladies. *Bad Maria*
- Extra panties. In case yours get ripped off in the heat of passion.
- KY Jelly {optional for those less excitable}. Hell if your Boy doesn't get you excited all by himself, than you don't belong in that room.
- Handcuffs -- for him or the nosy bodyguard.
- A spare set of handcuffs -- this is a must for AJ fans.
- Leather, lace, feathers, whip {see previous entry}.
- A Vibrating bed. Kevin ladies keep this in mind. Oh and it must vibrate slowly.
- Smelling Salts cause you know once you get him alone and naked, you'll suddenly feel faint and you don't want to miss this event.
- Ziploc Bag. You gotta have proof and what better proof than a pair of recently worn boxer briefs.
- Bail money. In case all of the above fail and he gets loose or the bodyguards catch up with you.
** Remember: Don't forget your survival kits. Always go in pairs; there is safety in numbers and you never know, your Boy may want it that way!
Submissions for this section by Maria, Tyra, Stacy, and Susie Q. Original Humor © 2001 BSBAC
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