Maria: Page 1..young Boys in Europe. Page 2... Howie looks too flippin happy to have Kevin hold his legs like that. And I think AJ's grabbin Nick's ass.. look at Nick's face.
Tyra: I like that one -- caught me eye too.
Maria: it's like "Ooooooooooowwweeeeee AJ stop that!"
Tyra: Nick: "Ooh Kevin what are you doing down there?" Kevin on the phone: "Kristin, baby I'll be home soon, something just came up." Brian: "Just look into the camera, pretend like you don't see anything."
Maria: lmao, ok page 3....
Tyra: AJ: "Dude it's bigger than I thought. Check it out.
Maria: Page 5...Brian's quote ROTF! Yea you were GEEK COOL. Send these Boys back to Eton's. "Yea, remember those vests.." and the rest that we don't see reads "I threw mine in the fireplace and burnt it first chance I got."
Tyra: There is some serios penis envy in that group.
Maria: Page 6...bottom pic. Howie ...the hair, the hair. Omg. Menudo where are you? Kevin=Oasis, Howie=Menudo, Nick=Hanson, Brian=NKOTB, AJ=Freak on a Leash.
Tyra: Page 8. To this day I am still trying to figure out what look Kevin was going for during the MTV Awards.
Maria: Farm boy hits it big??
Tyra: lmao!
Maria: And Howie's blazer...MAMA I'VE GONE BLIND!
Tyra: Brian: "I'm going to church right after ... so I can't get dirty."
Maria: AJ looks like a pimp. Hehe. Nicky and his fruitbowl head of hair. Page 9...Nick looks DEAD TIRED!
Tyra: Howie looks high.
Maria: Poor one eyed wonder Dorough. Kevin at the bottom: Kevin (in James Bond voice) "Richardson, Kevin Richardson."
Tyra: ROTFL!
Maria: page 11...WHOA BABY...skin! That was the hot pre-pod no diggity dude extraordinaire.
Tyra: NIPPLES!!! ...NO DIGGITY!
Maria: Man, he's got some big ass nipples. Shit they're huge.
Tyra: All the better to suck my dear.
Maria: Yea ok...suck away.
Tyra: Plus you gotta think Kristin probably enlarged them ... with her Hoover mouth action.
Maria: So they're like humongous now. Wow. Page 13...The Boys pose in my fair city. :-) That was taken here on Mount Royal.
Tyra: and Kevin's hair looks good ... so that proves that he can look good with long hair.
Maria: I see Nick listens to Brian way too much. Brian: "Let me build a snowman on your head with this cold snow." Nick bends his head. Brian: "Poop in a sock for me." Nick bends over.
Maria: We're on page 15/16 now.
Tyra: What the hell are they doing?
Maria: Kevin: "Nobody move. I felt my penis ring roll out the bottom of my trousers."
Tyra: ROTFL!
Maria: page 17/18
Tyra: White stuff on AJ's face .... I can say a ton of stuff but I won't. *eg*
Maria: Next...page 19/20.
Tyra: ASS!!!!
Maria: *thud*
Tyra: Let's take a moment to reflect.
Maria: Yes, lets. That is the most ADORABLE PIC. I just wanna spoon myself around him...wait he was underage there. *looks at ass again* Oh who the hell cares!
Tyra: lol!
Maria: and the pic of him and B...stop the cuteness already.
Tyra: it is ... no doubt coming up with a devious plan.
Maria: page 21/22.
Tyra: that rat has huge balls ... ewww!!
Maria: ROTFLMFAO!
Tyra: and it's right on Kevin's forhead ... double ewwwww.
Maria: I can't stop laughing.
Tyra: that's beyond nasty.
Maria: Nick in slight bondage... oooooh the prospects. Brian's teeth need a good washing. Ok, page 23/24.
Tyra: Oh gawd. Howie: How we doin sweetheart?
Maria: Brian: "Oh God! He didn't!" Page 25/26. LOOK AT NICK!!!!!!! I just wanna....what's the yada yada... hehe! Look at Kevin! Whoo!
Tyra: Look at Kev ... he's oozing sexiness.
Maria: AJ looks constipated.
Tyra: That Kev picture makes me wanna to naughty things.
Maria: page 27/28. Hahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha!
Tyra: Question: It's dark, why the glasses Howard? Guess he was really getting into the vampire thing. AJ looks like he's jacking off ... and Howie's about to "smack that ass." In the group pic, Kevin looks the most normal ..why is that?
Maria: Howie in the corner doing his John Travolta "Saturday Night Fever" impression.
Tyra: And Kevin is rocking that pimp look.
Maria: Nick we know you like green, but ewwww.
Tyra: Overkill.
Maria: It's all about matching colors baby...
Maria: page 29/30.
Tyra: I don't wanna look up Brian's nostrils !!! Please don't make me!
Maria: Olympics for what Kev? Slow Speech? Page 31/32
Tyra: Whose idea was it to dress them in velvet?
Maria: It's the pimp daddies.
Tyra: it's like New kids on the Block meets The Ladies Man.
Maria: Nick's got that "quasi-innocent-bad boy" look happenin'.
Tyra: Ha ... that's only to suck you in.
Maria: Yea and it worked. I'm sucked in. Now if only I could suck him. Mwahahaha. OK, page 33/34.
Tyra: ASS ASS ASS ASS ... and then there was AJ.
Maria: Even back then Nick has the ass goin' on. It's just blossomed since.
Maria: page 35/36...That's a nice pic of them.
Tyra: Burn the shirt Howie .. do it now.
Maria: What's wrong with Howie's shirt?
Tyra: I hate muscle shirts.
Maria: page 37/38. Nick's blue eyes.. melting....melting....melting....gone...
Tyra: MONEY .. can I get some of that ... I'll let you keep that god awful shirt Howie.
Maria: Why are Howie's legs on top of Nick's? Page 39/40...ROTFLMAO!
Tyra: It hurts too much to comment of anything on those pages.
Maria: Nick looks like what's his name from Alice in Wonderland. The Mad Hatter.
Tyra: Steven Tyler, modern day drag queen.
Maria: LMAO! And the boys are getting closer and closer to him. AeroQueen and Backstreet Girls: Live in Concert on Spectravision.
Tyra: *dying*
Maria: page 41/42...Betcha feel spicy there, Kev, dontcha?
Tyra: Can ginger buy a bigger jacket... ugh!
Maria: If you were 5 women sharing a dressing room with these guys, would YOU put a divider up? I'd be like, "Come on Nicky Boy, show me the goods!"
Tyra: Kevin and Elton : A special relationship.
Maria: rotf!
Maria: The Janet pic is cool. She rocks cause she likes our Boys.Well she rocks in general...yanno..this just adds to it.
Tyra: And Howie like her.
Maria: Yea she's his height so he feels at home. *grin*
Tyra: I was thinking that.
Maria: page 43/44...AJ looks possessed with blue eyes.
Tyra: And Brian looks a bit concerned.
Maria: Jan 28, 1998 MTV .... Nick looks like the total stud there. Like he knows he's hot and turning 18.
Tyra: He had that whole Highlander look going for him.
Maria: page 45/46...Brian's got that Marky Mark thing happenin'. K, not much here... next...47/48...tattooless Nicky. God he's a white boy. Think AJ had Carmen for breakfast?
Tyra: I think so.
Maria: page 49/50...Tyra faints.
Tyra: I love that picture!
Maria: See that little drool seeping out his mouth? And those f**k me green eyes.... *sigh*
Tyra: I'm happy I wasn't the only one who noticed the drool. Look at that hair!
Maria: Sexy pre-pod hair.
Tyra: *drool*
Maria: page 51/52...There's AJ and Kevin on opening night of AeroQueen and BS Girls.
Tyra: LOL! Kevin: AJ, will you be my bitch?
Maria: My Nicky's tummy shy! Awww! I need to lick that baby. *grin*
Tyra: Yes you do!
Maria: page 53/54...Muahahahhahaha!
Tyra: Note to Howie : Remove make up before you go to sleep.
Maria: Nick's possessed... "Yes sir, I've sprayed the potion on him. We can take him home soon and he will be one of us." Ok, page 55/56...Yea sure Nick..that's a worried look...more like "Don't take my picture you f**ker!" But it's a sexy look.
Tyra: I'm sick of Howie and his poses. Can he take a normal picture?
Maria: Howie's shirt says "massive"...in case we think it's not.
Tyra: ROTFL!
Maria: page 57/58....
Tyra: Howie is evil.
Maria: Nick's a boob! Howie: "It has begun."
Maria: page 57/58...
Tyra: AJ's nipple and hair match.
Maria: lmao!
Maria: page 59/60...It's Arthur Fonzarelli!
Tyra: Hey it's AJ with that girl who's show was cancelled.
Maria: Is that his son? Cause if it ain't, he sure looks like him.
Tyra: Yeah it is.
Maria: Oh lookie, my fave person, Jennifer NotLove Barfit. I heard that her show bombed...how sad. *sarcasm intended* I wonder how Nick approves pix: "No, no, no, no, no, no, yes, this one I look like Kurt Cobain, no no no no...."
Tyra: page 61/62...AJ Mclean : Accidents is my middle name.
Maria: Ok, 63/64..nothing.. 65/66...Boys in recording studio... nothing there... 67/68...
Tyra: yeah ...AJ Mclean.... the next slim shady? AJ: "It feels good to finally take a dump."
Maria: Love boys in white pants. Can we hose those babies down?
Tyra: Ooh Maria, look at the bottom of page 67...it's our men!! Looking totally doable!
Maria: Aren't they hunkalicious?!
Tyra: Sex in the desert .... I'll think about that one.
Maria: Your man's quite short next to mine. I'm quite short next to you...maybe we need to switch men?
Tyra: Not!
Maria: Not! Lol...page 69/70...Nick: "Meatloaf, my man." Hmmmmm. Page 71/72...Yum! That group pic is tasty! Nick's legs look short there. Actually, ever notice that he has short legs and a longer torso?
Tyra: Yeh, I have. They're all sweaty and hot and ..
Maria: page 73/74...Kevin on his ass...Mwahahahhahaahhaa. *In a Scottish accent* The train is down ... I repeat the train is down. Page 75/76...*major sigh*
Tyra: Nick looks pissed... like he's seeking revenge.
Maria: Those cute, adorable wet toes! I wanna suck on them! I hate toes...'cept Nicky's.
Tyra: I didn't know that about you.
Maria: I'm not a fan of toes. Next...77/78. Who's the cute guy with Kev?
Tyra: Brian the reverand preaching to the congregation.
Maria: The cute guy has a big ass honker of a nose. Kev looks good. A man in uniform is so sexy.
Tyra: Very true.
Maria: Page 79/80.
Tyra: Howie .... yum *slurp... slurp*
Maria: Kevin just thinks that Nick getting wet is the funniest thing in the world.
Tyra: Why is AJ wearing glasses inside ... in a bathtub no less.
Maria: Cause he's AJ. AJ...Spinal Tap...no hun.
Tyra: Damn it Nicky... stay away from the hair dye.
Maria: Yea, but look at that smile. :) Page 81/82...Oh man! *thud*
Tyra: *in a Brooklyn accent * Nick is wearing black underwear.
Maria: Booty alert! Big booty alert! Ever notice that when Nick's underwear shows, he always has on Calvins? Must be planned.
Tyra: Something to ponder.
Maria: Otherwise he'd be wearing his 2 year old Fruit of the Looms with the thread marks on them.
Tyra: ROTFL! Page 83/84. Brian's looking mighty fine all dirty and Grecian
looking.
Maria: Yea... buff Brother Brian.
Tyra: Don't stick that tounge out unless you plan on using it ..Nickolas.
Maria: You had to remind me of that tongue.. now I'm getting all warm and fuzzy all over. Hey, Kev and Nick have some major bags under their eyes.
Tyra: Yeh they do.
Maria: AJ pickin' his nose.. nothing new there...85/86. i'm coming Nick... be ready....and he is! He's braced for my attack. He's even puckered up. I got him well trained.
Tyra: Lmao! Sexy KFCs...nice pic. Page 87/88...David B. looks like he's got to fart.
Maria: AJ to Sarah: "So will you sleep with me tonight?" Sarah: "Hahahahhahahahahahaha!"
Tyra: Howie booty...only thing better... NAKED HOWIE BOOTY!
Maria: Page 89/90...Nick looks like he's wacking off with his mic.
Tyra: ROTFL!
Maria: look at his face... "Oh yea..that's it." Hehe. 91/92.
Tyra: Ooh look it's the leaning tower of D-iza.
Maria: Lmao! Howie's quite the picture showman.
Tyra: Ass alert .. ass alert!!!
Maria: SHIRTLESS NICKY!!!!!! BOOTY!!!!!!!!! Howie, can't you do anything right? You need to pull BOTH those suckers down. Nick and his damn layers!
Tyra: I'll tell Howie to pull them both down next time. Just for you.
Maria: Thanks Ty. :) Page 93/94...Ok so either Kevin doesn't know wtf he looks like or they put the wrong name under that caption.
Tyra: Upside down Kevin... does that taste as good as upside down cake?
Maria: That's AJ dear.
Tyra: No .... read the caption.
Maria: LOL... I know what it says, but LOOK at his HEAD and arm.
Tyra: That is AJ...dude he's got hairy pits. Shave that shit ... that's gross. Looks like Chewbaka is growing under his arms.
Maria: Rotf. Page 95/96. Kevin looks totally doable in that pic with Bruce. Page 97/98...A wet Nick is a sexy Nick. I like that group pic... they all look so happy. Look at Brian's smile. Page 99/100...Oh man *thud* I wanna see without that yellow thing .. just the tight black body suit will do fine.
Tyra: I'm sure you wanna see his bulge.
Maria: Preferably a shot of him bent over...from behind.
Tyra: Perv.
Maria: Takes one to know one dear. *smirk* 101/102....
Tyra: That's a big ass dude.
Maria: Kevin's mom looks like Mrs. Ryder, my 5th grade
teacher. Brian's mom's having a great ole time. ... 103/104.
Tyra: Oooh Kevin. *lick*
Maria: Lookin' good. Maybe we need to send him these pictures to remind him that he can go sexy again. It's just a matter of a shave and staying out of his wife's closet. Wait a minute, did I say he needs to come out of the closet?
Tyra: LMAO! I think he already did. Brian's got a long ass tongue.
Maria: *suck* Howie and Tiger... long lost brothers. Gene Simmons looks better in his KISS look. Next....105/106.
Tyra: Burn those pants AJ: There is something sexy about an injured man...
yum. Maybe it's the mask .. but he's totally making my fanstasy.
Maria: Yea he looks très sexy as Zorro. AJ: "You gotta love my pants." NO WE DO NOT! Who's the cute pouty guy next to Howie?
Tyra: Who knows.. but howie looks pissed.
Maria: Yea cause there's a cute pouty guy next to him. Next...107/108...Is that rum and coke, underaged Nicky Boy?
Tyra: Put your arms down Howard. Do you know how foolish you look?
Maria: 109/110.
Tyra: I'm sorry I was so rough HOwie .... I'll be gentil next time.
Maria: No you won't. LOL. I'd love to be the one to change them/dress
them. Kev looks pissed at his piano.
Tyra: He's always pissed.
Maria: Page 111/112...SKIN!!!!
Tyra: The red cone: "Lean on me... when you're not strong.."
Maria: The red cone: "...I'll be your bed, I'll be there to hold you up..." Hey see that Nick tat pic? See his tummy poking out? Isn't that just sooooo cute???
Tyra: Oh gawd. You got it bad girl.
Maria: I just wanna rub and kiss it til he passes out.
Tyra: Like I said, you got it bad.
Maria: Pages 113/114...Brian's saying a prayer alright... praying that AJ
still gets to heaven. Lol.
Tyra: This is when Kevin began to "change."
Maria: Kevin looks a total nerd in that bottom pic.
Tyra: lol... Page 115/116.
Maria: Nick and Kev have a moment. Oh look..the Grammies.. BSB and Annie Lennox share a song with Elton.
Tyra: Why does Kevin have be the closet to Elton? *flashback to special kind of relationship*
Maria: Front cover pic....totally adorable. Me thinks they're in Italy. Back cover: Totally bootilicious!
Tyra: I agree. Lol. But his pants are too tight.
Maria: And the problem would be? Lol. This is Nick's ass we're talking about. Tight is good. Erm...ok that could be taken many ways...
Tyra: LMAO! Bad Maria!
Maria: Nick's signature: Good thing we can make out the other four siggys or we wouldn't have known that scrawl says Nick Carter. Call it chicken scratch. He'd make a good doctor. Wonderful book!
Tyra: There's wasn't enough Howie in this book.
Maria: Get the Boston video.