Maria & Tyra chat about the CBS Special     [written in June 2001]

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LTL Tyra:Very Matrix like... mama like...mama like. Maria: Yea, but why the long coat to hide the juicy booty? Tyra: Say hello to Nick's little friend (referring to his not so little erection). Maria: Oh yea, now I see the need for the long coat. There's only so much excitment a fan can handle at once. First we get Thor. JB comes later. Or is that Thor that comes? *smirk* Tyra: Boys in leather. Oh yeah I'm diggin the dark goth look. Maria: Goth look? This ain't no Marilyn Manson concert dude. Tyra: Kevin looks like he should have a motorcycle between his legs (does that mean that I can be his biker bitch?) Maria: I was digging that Kevin butt shot. He moved his jacket out of the way, too. Maria: Observation #1: Brian was DANCING! It's so rare to see him move that fast. lol Interview # 1 Tyra: Nick + Turtleneck + Stuble = ORGASM ;-0 Maria: Tyra + remarks like that about my man = DEATH. ;-p Howie's looking mighty scrumptious these days. *looks around* Who the hell said that and why do they sound like me? Tyra: Observation #1: - Was Kevin high? Was I the only one who thought that he was slurring? Maria: He always sounds like that. It's called Turtle Speech. SMTM Tyra: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Total Howie Moment! Maria: I was thinking it was a total Nicky moment. And that shot of those pits. Ok, no one try to convince me that the man does not shave his pits. Tyra: Why is Nick always grabbing his head? Maria: Which one? LMAO! He grabs both -- you gotta be specific. Tyra: The big one. Maria: They're both big. Can you be more specific? Tyra: The one on his shoulders! Get your mind out of the gutter! Maria: It's not in the gutter -- it's in Nick's pants. *ahem* Ok, that head...well it's because the fans are screaming so loud that he's got a headache. That's his story and I'm sticking to it. Tyra: Nick should really consider singing that song naked... that would really do you in. Maria: Ya think? *head hits the keyboard at the thought* IWITW Tyra: Boys in White. Oh yeah! (yes I realize that I said the same thing about the boys in leather). Maria: They look good in white. They'd look even better after a douse of good ole cold water. Tyra: Observation #2: Has Kevin eyebrows grown? Maria: Oh lord I hope not. I'm surprised he can even raise one of those hairy suckers without a forklift. Mwahahahaha. Ok, right now, Emma and Stacy are contemplating my death... Better enter the WPP. Tyra: Most of you know that I simply adore Howie, but must he improvise? Maria: He's gotta find a new style of dancing. That Salsa move is as old as the few hairs on AJ's head. MTT Maria: Observation #2: There's a chick in the audience that looked like Shania Twain. Tyra: Observation #3: Did anyone notice AJ's ears, that was pretty much all I could focus on. Once again let me say I adore Howie. But for the love of God update your dancing. Why is Howie still doing that Salsa stuff, you would think he would pick up some move from the club. Tyra: Gripe #1: Why did Howie cut his hair?? Maria: Gripe #1: Ditto! SOMH Tyra: Jersy Clad Boys. Shuddup. I know what you are going to say. Maria: Huh? *confused* Ok Brian's pulling an AJ with that towel hangin' from his pants. What an attractive fashion statement. Tyra: Dumb Blond Alert #1 - When did Brian get another tat? Maria: Yes you dumb brunette! He got it quite a while ago. Actually he added a message to his "rock" tat and he got an armband with the lyrix to "You Are" (blondie's song) written in it. How sweet. *excuse me, must use restroom* Tyra: For the love of all that is good and holy -- take off the damn cap Howie. Maria: I like the cap. ;-) Tyra: Aj = Tupac...you decide. Maria: Only AJ can pull that bandana on the wrong side thing off so well. Cracked me up. Tyra: Observation #4: How many BSBs shave thier pits? Maria: Only Nick, as far as I can tell. But then again, I don't look at other pits. That would be like cheating on Nick's pits. Tyra: You're insane. Interview # 2 Tyra: Nick in a turtleneck = Yum. Brian in a turtlebneck = *gag* Maria: Hey hey now. I think he looks adorable in a TN. I'm also lovin' Nick's hodgepodge hair 'do. AdorKable. Around the World in 100 hours Tyra: Nick: Stop stating the obvious. We know it's a plane that you are about to get on... duh. Maria: He's Captain obvious, didn't ya know? "This is the plane." "This is a big cat." "The fans are stupid." lol Tyra: Observation #5: I love that plane. Maria: Observation #4: Something's missing from that bed and it ain't Kev. Where am I? Tyra: Yes we know that your South American fans are hungry for you. NEWSFLASH: So am I! And, Kev, don't ever do that dance again. It scares me. Maria: Choreography is his friend. Speaking of dancing, I like Brian's little dance. Ya know, the one that he does on Rosie also. That arm and hip rotation thing. There's a name for it. Can't remember. It's an old 80's dance move. Another one who needs to brush up on his dance moves. Maria: AJ: "There is no way to explain Rio except..." (mouth hits the ground). LMAO! Maria: Observation #5: They looked like the Beatles landing in America when they were all standing on the steps of the plane waving. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Dammit... *sniffle* INBYH/TIME Tyra: Five Boys comming out of a little black hole ... now that stirs up some mental images. Maria: Of that dream you had of 5 boys coming out of your little black hole? LMAO! Actually, it reminds me of *sniff* the Millennium tour. I love how AJ's hanging off the bridge and wasn't it cute how Frack went running to Frick when he started his verse? Maria: Idle thought #1: I wonder if they still call each other that? *giggle* Tyra: Oh! Howie don't ever wear that outfit again unless you want it to be ripped off by me... (he has no idea what he does to my feminie parts). Side Note - That bridge scares me. Maria: Note to self: Don't act like a crazed fan. You never know when they're filming you. Tyra: White pants makes Nicks ass more visible - gotta love that. Maria: YEA YEA YEA YEA. I mean, yea, it's nice to see the booty sometimes. Wait, are you looking at his ass? *runs to ogle a shot of Howie's ass* Tyra: AJ stay away from the camera. I repeat stay away from the camera. EVERYBODY Tyra: I am so tired of AJ screaming ... I'll give him something to scream about. Maria: Ooohhhh Tyra you bad girl! Tyra: Nick + Guitar = Maria's rockstar fantasy. Maria: You said it sister! Although I prefer the Nick naked on the drums fantasy myself. GAB Tyra: How long did Kevin hold that peace sign. Can you say dork? Maria: DORK! DORK! DORK! Hehehe. *still searching for a new name & face so Emma & Stacy can't find me* Tyra: Don't you just love how Howie was into it when they sang "stop"? THE CALL Tyra: If my man told me "call me back at the hotel, I may not be by myself" I would jump through that phone so fast. Maria: I love those little sashay steps they do at the end of the choruses. Tyra: There is no way in hell that I would jump through that hole knowing me. I would break my foot. Oops I've done that already. Maria: I wonder what they land on? Maybe I could get a job for the next tour as "Under the stage Boy catcher." They wouldn't need to pay me -- cash that is. Maria: Gripe #2: Why end it like that? They could've cut a commercial and ended the song at the end of the song! Are we done? I think we're done...