AJ
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Normal people scare me
If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...you're aiming too high
Well, this day was a total waste of nail polish
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn
My other toy has tits
To you it's a six pack, to me it's a support group
I tried being normal once. . .I didn't like it
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
Guess where I'm pierced?
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing
If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek
Some People Are Only Alive Because It Is Illegal To Shoot Them
BEER: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
Brian
A PBS mind in an MTV world
Worry, God knows all about you
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
To All Sexy Blondes - Honk If Anything Falls Out
Howie
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
To AJ: If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Faster
Kevin
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me
I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it
Is there life before coffee?
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
Nick
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done
Stop Global Whining
It's not how you pick it, but where you flick it
A hard-on does SO count as personal growth
Sorry But My Pants Don't Know That It's Not Polite To Point
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Ax Me About Ebonics 'an Ghetto
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
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