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During the Orlando Press Conference they're asked their fave song. As if NO ONE'S ever asked them that before it takes them like 5 mins to think of an answer. They always apologize for being late and add "we're late...again." Well if you KNOW you're gonna be late, try rolling out of bed a little earlier. Sheesh. Don't you know it's rude to keep us waiting? The sound AJ makes when Kevin tells the fans that they can't see his tattoo. LMAO. They went cattle-herdling. LMFAO! Yea I can SO see Nick, AJ, and Howie "it's too humid and my hair will frizz" Dorough herdling cattle through mud and dirt. This is a home video I would pay top dollar for. Nick seems to know a lot about Howie's choice of underwear. Why don't Frick & Frack wear cologne? Nick chews his gum like a cow. Kevin sees him. Not a word. Now would be THE TIME for Kevin to chastise him. *rolls eyes* Men. Not only is chewing gum like a cow rude, but it puts impure visions in my head...ie: what else he can do with that mouth... Howie didn't want to be alone in a room with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Was he afraid she would tickle him to death until he told her where he buys his stylish pants? Nick's laugh....cracks my ass up. Nuf said. Brian runs into celebrities and policemen in bathrooms. Makes you wonder why he spends so much time in there. Well, at least we know his bowels work. Before Millennium came out, they were plugging their CD on radio stations and TV like no one would buy it. Yea, cause I waited over a year for a new CD, I love the guys to bits, but I don't feel like buying the CD. They often state the obvious. Duh. Nick hates when no one takes to his suggestions. He gets peeved. He also hates it when the guys refer to events that happened before he was born and/or when he was too young to remember. Because, you know, nothing of significance happened before about 1988 Boys. Let us not forget. On the Z-100 takeover they made fun of all the fans that called in. Makes me wanna pick up that phone like now. That one fan who called in, Angel Love, prasing each guy... "and I can't forget Howie..." and she leaves out Brian. LMAO. They add a lot of unnecessary words in their sentences. ie: "and stuff like that", "like", "you know", "and things", "yea so", etc. Or they finish the sentence improperly. They often let their voices trail off. If Howie's Real Estate dabbling ever falls through, he could make a bundle creating a new dictionary and put Webster's out of business. Why does Nick have this thing about wearing ugly hats to press conferences, low enough so we can't even see his eyes? That pic inside the new Rolling Stone is proof that they need to start hanging out with new people. They're waaaay too comfortable with each other. (Sabrina, BSB Attorneys) Speaking of the new issue of RS, I've got issues...why is Nick practically wearing a dress on the cover? Why is Kevin holding his cousin's waist and leaning his head on Nick's? Why is Nick holding Howie like that? And why the hell are AJ and Brian in an EMBRACE??? AND THEY WONDER WHY PPL THINK THEY'RE GAY! HELLO?? Why don't they ever tell us exactly how they get on each other's nerves? Why do they always say, "We fight like brothers, we know what buttons to push?" Are they afraid to tell us the truth? (Amber S.) I now have the answer to the question "do they ever go to stripjoints." They do. Now THIS I wanna see. All sorts of questions going through my mind...do they sit there quietly and gawk, do they hoot and holler, do they stick twenties or their hotel or cell #s down the strippers' g-strings? Do they ask for a lap or table dance? Do Nick and Brian drool over the ones with "big hooters?" Do their GFs know they frequent these places? Another Q answered...seems that Nick and Kevin both have "come across" fan fiction and Kevin laughs at how some fans portray them as "huge down below." Nick admits to finding it freaky that fans can write that stuff about him, but seems to enjoy it. I'm sure he does. Heehee. (Thanks to Ashleigh and Barbara). When Nick needs to get one of the other guy's attention, he rarely calls them by name. Either he hits them on the arm, taps them on the shoulder, or points to them. Bob Carter has a website (WTF???) with pix of Aaron and a few of the rest of his family. Grandma Jean has a website. Just more ammo for the Carter family imposters. Howie has NO CLUE how old Nick and Kevin are. What's the deal with wearing only one glove in concert? Dragon pyjama pants, shiny gold tops that would put the Solid Gold dancers to shame, Pepto-bismol suits, red football-type things hanging down the front of a black t-shirt, white shoes with black wings, white shoes with ANY OTHER COLOR. ANGIE, I BEG YOU, COME BACK!!!!!! Ever notice how Nick always repeats the questions he's asked? Why does it seem like they all have speech impediments? Howie rambles, Kevin talks super slow, AJ stutters, Nick uhs and ahs. Brian's the ONLY one who can form a complete sentence. He must have excelled in English class. (Ashleigh) Why doesn't Kevin ever smile? He has that "someone pissed in my oatbran" look. What's AJ's secret to staying thin while eating Mickey D's seven days a week? WE WANNA KNOW DAMMIT!! Have any of them ever gone to a nude beach in Europe? Do they know there's sexually explicit fanfic written about them? Have they ever read some? OH OH! They can be MUCH funnier on the radio than they are in person sometimes (i.e. BSB Z100 Takeover). And speaking of the Z100 Takeover why was it that Nick was laughing the loudest AND hardest at that Britney Spears parody "booby booby" thing?(Christine) Do they ever watch themselves on TV? If so, do they criticize themselves? I can hear Kevin now. "AJ, you were screaming again. Brian, stop saying hello or I'll throttle you. Nick, stop grabbin' yourself you perv!" How many hours of sleep do they get on tour? (Ashleigh) What exactly do they do when they're home for months? What do they REALLY think of Korn, Limp, N Sync, Offspring, and Britney Spears? Have any of them ever had sex in a bunk on the tourbus? (Ashleigh) Why does AJ smoke??? NO NO NO! Don't you know what that does to your voice, not to mention your health and that of those around you? Ok, needed to get that off my chest. When was the last time Nick cried? Why does Brian always look like he's schleping? Does anyone else think Jane's a stage mom? Is AJ as funny as he shows us? (Ashleigh) What's with Kevin and the itch in his pants? Think he needs some lovin'? Or maybe some ointment? :) (Ashleigh) Aaron's always saying that Nick picks his nose. *oversharing* That's something about the sex God I do NOT need to know. Nick's got a thing for his penis. He's always grabbing it (ie: Homecoming video, AMA's 99, MTV VMA's 99, etc..). If he needs someone to check on it, I'll gladly volunteer myself. Whodaman needs to add this to their "Thou Shalt Not" list. NO PENIS GRABBING WHATSOEVER! Why do they wear leather? Do they want all their fans to go into cardiac arrest?