 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "And we all got in our underwear and we had a séance and it was great." - Kevin Not nice, Kev. Teasing us like that. Cubby: "Kevin what makes a good song?" Kevin: "What makes a great song?" If you're gonna repeat it, at least get it right. "I think that’s great because it happened organically." - Kevin AAAHHHHHH! That doesn't even make sense! "I am smart – I swear!" I believe you, baby. *wink* "I'm a little tired of QPG at this point." - Kevin Amen! "Some of the bras I gave to my sister." - Howie Nick: "Kevin will just stop in the middle of a routine..." Howie: "Eyebrows will start raising... get in trouble." Nick: "We call it the dirty eyebrow." LMFAO!!!! "I’m definitely not gonna be a game show host anytime soon." - Kevin That would require speaking at a normal rate. From the Boston show March 05: Brian: "I was talking to Nick and-" *crowd screams* Wait, let me finish!" Kevin: "Who were you talking to?" Brian: "I was talking to NICK and I- " *crowds screams and Brian pouts* Nick: "And I was talking to Brian." *crowd screams* AJ: "And I was talking to mySELF!" *crowd screams* From the Boston show March 05: AJ: (talking about music director who is from Boston) "He taught us something: 'It's wicked pissa!'" Kevin: "No, it's friggen retah-ted." (retarded) Nick: "And I'm Nick Cah-tah." Brian: "Hey who here goes on the internet?" Nick: "I do!" Brian: "Who here has heard the new single?" Nick: "I have!" Brian: "Who here has downloaded the new single?" Nick: "I have!" Brian: "But you already had it!" Nick: "Yea I had it LEGALLY!" DJ from Kiss98.5: "Is she (Paris Hilton) really a nice, normal down-to-earth person?" Kevin: "No." I love Kevin! Same DJ: "So Kevin what's the deal here, are you saying that Paris Hilton is a total sailboat fuel for brains nutcase?" Kevin: "Totally. I'll speak for him (Nick). She's just a marketing machine, that's all." Have I mentioned that Kev totally rocks? From Cleveland concert March 05: AJ introducing Poster Girl: "This song is about a girl who likes to party. Nick, do you know anyone like that?" Nick: "Not anymore!" AJ: "Good." *snort* "Oh my God I'm changing diapers." - Brian singing to the tune of 'Oh my God we're back again' "We want to poo on you." - Nick joking around after Brian sang "We're gonna do a little... just a kinda savory, tasty appetizer bit of the song. Succulent." - Kevin He's trying to impress us with his extensive use of adjectives. "I think it's funny what he has to put up with because he's dating another celebrity." - AJ referring to Nick & Paris "AJ's hair is a cheetah that threw up. It's a leopard!" - Brian "It looks like the seats of a 1983 Datsun 210 that's been pimped yo ride!" - Kevin "When someone gets me good, I have to go over and lick his face or something like that." - Howie "Who? Well hung?" - Kevin, when someone mentioned William Hung ROTFLMFAO! I can hear Kevin thinking, "Speak for yourself, Nick." "Oh my God, it's the Boys!" - Howie making fun of the screaming fans "He's the 6th Backstreet Boy." - Brian talking about Baylee. "I craved it, I itched a lot towards the end. Because I was excited..." - Brian Scratch that itch, baby! "God Bless him for doing his thing. I'm gonna duct tape my mouth before I go off." - AJ talking about William Hung "AJ don't lie." - Howie "He was bad, man." - AJ still talking about William Hung "I got a lot of good people in my life right now -- besides these dorks." - AJ "His hair's a little funky looking. It looks worse than yours JoJo." - Howie "It looks like a cat's butt." - Howie describing AJ's new hairdo. *dies laughing* "It looks like a pimp's hat." - Kevin "A pimp's hat minus the hat. It's just on his head." - Howie "The song's called shave your head." - Kevin teasing AJ. "I'm kinda obsessed with skulls now so they'll be a lot more skulls on me before the tour starts." - AJ "I said poo!" - Nick after saying 'shit' on the air. "It was Howie's fault though man!" - Nick "He made you do it!" - AJ "What you seen on the news? I don't watch it cause it stresses me out." - Nick "That's the most complete sentence he's put together in a while." - Brian about Nick "You don't wanna be contrived." - Nick I get turned on when he uses big words. "I just said it's I Want It That Way on steroids." - Brian talking about a new BSB song. "The person that nitpicks the most is Kevin. And I'll tell you that straight up." - Nick "We wanted to explore sonically." - Kevin I'm sorry, sonically? *scratches head* "Did somebody fart?" - DJ "It's probably Nick." - Howie "It was Brian, I swear!" - Nick "It's eleven, get it right!" - Brian to Howie when he Howie said they'd been together ten years. "Good Lordy girl, you got ripped off!" - Nick to a fan who paid $900 for Wango Tango tickets. "I'm not taking you to the movies no more!" - AJ to JoJo Thanks to Kayla, Jen and Bounce Tiger for some of the quotes. Commentary by Maria. |