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"That cat is tight." - Nick *aaaiiirrr* "Howie likes to drink tea. It settles his innards. - Nick INNARDS ? Someone's been reading an old Webster's. LMAO!!!! "Yeah my bowels..." - Howie Thank you Howie. We would have never figured out what Nick meant. "I like things hot and spicy... like my women." - Howie Isn't that somewhat backwards? Aren't the women supposed to be like the food? "Hey... you see how fast I come up my thing?"- Nick Bahahahahahahahahahaha! It came up so fast that the blood rushed from his head and he can't talk! "Like a volcano, I'm ready to blow..." - Brian There's a song lyric that will come back to bite you. Or Leigh will. *smirk* "I like universal food." - AJ This is a new food group - since McDonald's is universal! "The stage is gonna be in the round... in the middle." - Kevin Thanks for clarifying that Kev. I always thought in the round meant a square stage at the east end of the arena. Captain Obvious needs his own section. ;-) "We shower together." - Nick How come THEY get to see you nekkid and I don't??? Huh? Huh? Huh? I wanna know dammit! "Ok AJ you can stop caressing my neck now." - Nick And now this! I'm jealous. *pouts* "Chris, turn em off Chris! Turn the voices in my head OFF!" - AJ Earphones jacked up a little too high, AJ? "I couldn't take my head off the TV." - Nick Which head would that be and why was it ON the TV? Was your head cold honey? "While you hold hands with people waiting for prayer you could use their fingers to pick your nose." - Kevin Ewwwwwwwm Kevin! That's just sick! lol "It's the ex! Where do you think I am? I am as FAR away from you as I can be. So, how's your career going?" - AJ MN show during "The Call." Shot down! Wouldn't wanna be THAT ex! How is Amanda's career going? Hehehehe! Does anyone have any depends? I think I wet myself again." - AJ Didn't you see There's Something About Mary? You gotta get rid of the urge beforehand. LMAO! "I feel like bitin'!" - Nick I feel like bein' bitten. *smirk* "I'm biting everybody that comes in here. I'll even bite Andre." - Nick Should I be worried?? "I don't have the ass crack for it." - AJ talkin to JoJo about being a plumber ROTF!!!!!!!! "Do I have, like, an infection down here? Does it look, like, green?" - Nick See what happens when you BITE people! Green infection... AJ with crap in his drawers, Kev's pickin' people's honkers... Lord, and these are the guys I admire? *turns on Dirty Pop* BAHAHAHAHHAHA! I haven't had a Lobotomy yet. *whispers* I do like Dirty Pop though. "Dang, I look like the guy from the Slim Jim commerical! Step into a Slim Jim... EAT ME!" - Nick MN show Aight... first I'd like to feast on the JB. That oughta fill me up. For dessert, I think I'd like a taste of Thor strawberry delight. As for a snack... Hey, he said to eat him. Who am I to turn him down? My skin's here...on me." - Howie Captain Obvious strikes again! Maybe they should rename themselves TOC = The Obvious Captains. "What she say, Rok?" - Nick to AJ in Dallas. LMGDAO! Honey, you need to wear those glasses on stage more often. "I luv da leetle feeshies!" - Nick at Indy concert WTF???? He's insane. Gotta love him. "You came all the way to Dallas to see us?" - Nick to a fan in Houston. Fan: "We're in Houston." Nick: "Huh?: Fan: "We're in Houston, not Dallas." Nick: "So you came all the way from Dallas to see us?" Fan: "No, I live here." Nick: "Huh? Oh..." LMFAO! Well, she told me it was 4am so maybe he was really tired. Leave him alone. lol "So my girlfriend goes up to Brian's wife and says, I think your husband's head is on fire." - AJ regarding the time Brian's head started to smoke. LMAO! That quote is too funny. Of course, Leigh probably had a cornonary, but it still sounds funny. "If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice? - Nick You know, that makes perfect sense. No pun intended. "If I didn't know better, I'd think you were stalking me. Are you and should I be scared?" - Kevin to a fan in Houston. Depends, if her name is Emma or Stacy, you better run for your life! Sorry guys, inside joke. "Thou shall be nice to pets and small children." But you can be mean to wild aminals and adults. lol. Gotta be Brian. Basically he's talking about Tyk and Litty -- maybe a message to the idiots who stole them last year? "Thou shalt be allowed to eat pizza whenever you like." LMAO! Gotta be Nick. Who else would come up with a commandment for pizza? Other than sex, pizza's all he thinks about. *snort* "Thou shalt not have to pay to visit the bathroom when in public places." Yea I hear ya. I can't afford that damn dime they charge either. What to do, what to do... BAHAHAHHA! Why does this sound like Howie to me? "Thou shalt be allowed to sleep on the beach if you like." I bet Nick again... Why? So you can get attacked? Mugged? Shot at? Oh wait, You can afford a private beach. How silly of me. *pictures herself strolling down a beach and stumbling upon a naked Nick asleep on the sand* Excuse me while I go take care of business... "Thou shalt not have to eat nasty cheese." Perhaps the kind that smells like Brian's feet after a bball game? "We'd change the world from "Backstreet's back alright!" to "Pizza's free alright!" - Nick "People who make pizza could be given a special fund to allow them to give out pizza on the streets." - Nick By God, he's totaly lost it! I LOVE Pizza...but come on Nicky. There are other foods. Thank God he's got a job where he moves around a lot or he'd be looking like a giant blonde pepperoni in no time. "...if I could have someone to do whatever I asked, whenever I asked, I'd have to choose the lovely Beyonce from the great Destiny's Child." - Ex-Saint Brian *gasp* Let's hope the much older and not quite as perky Mrs. Littell doesn't see this. ROTFLMFAO! "I would like to see Jennifer Lopez in the White House. And I'm sure people would pay attention to her!" - Kevin Oh gag me. The question is where in the White House does he want to see her? The Lincoln bedroom? (thanks Emma) "I don't know about banning food - I love it! I'd maybe ban broccoli 'cos it's not my fave." - Nick You love food? No way! Imagine that...and here's a newflash for ya Pizza Boy, they make Pizza with broccoli on it. At least here in Montreal. Come on over. I'll feed ya. *big grin* "...and a kitchen to make nice food." - Howie Cause we can't have you making bad food now, do we? Bad food. Bad bad bad. Go to your room. Nice food can stay up later and suck on some popsicles with Howie while they watch the Miss America pageant that he recorded. "The world is a big place." - Kevin Say hello to Captain Obvious. I guess they need to say it as they're figuring it out for themselves. Kev: *a light dawns* "Yea, the world is a big place. Gotta tell people." Nick: "That's a plane." *thinks to himself* Well, you know, in some countries they may have never seen a plane, ok??? "It's like a school for idiot boybands." - AJ on Making the Band BSb went to the school for genius boybands. LMFAO! I bet O-Town loves ya now. "My skin's here...on me." - Howie Tyra: A shining moment in Latino history. Maria: Captain Obvious strikes again. "What's the square root of an obtuse triangle." - Kevin And the answer is 2 multiplied by 3, divided by 15 times X to the power of Y = 20,563,329. How the F**K would I know????? lol "When you get sand in your drawers..." - Brian Tyra: How does one get sand in their drawers? Maria: Sex on the beach? Tyra: *gasp* Brian has sex???? "No naked fat guys." - Nick The cast of Friends is suing you for the use of that copyrighted line unless you pay them $500,000 each in royalties. "When he goes to the bathroom at a restaurant he's like guys....will you go with me?"- AJ He's gotta be talking about Nick. Just in case Willa Gorilla (no, I will not take that back) is in there, ready to pounce. "Sometimes Kev's like the walking dead. He can stand there like a zombie while the world moves around him." - Nick Maria: Does Kevin know you said this? ROTF! And...sometimes? I beg to differ. Tyra: Does that mean he's stiff all the time? "I liked her song 'Baby One More Time', but to be true to the fans, I never liked her." - Howie To be true to WHOSE fans? Why don't you be true to yourself and admit that you like her otherwise why would you go to her shows and get backstage and have your pic taken with her. Are we the only ones who don't believe him? Well, he's a man... "The sexiest part of my body would have to be my hands, not because of what they look like, but because of what I do with them." - AJ Maria: Eat Mickey Dees? Clean your pool? Wash your 100 cars? Pick a wedgie? Oh yea, that's sexy alright. Tyra: Ewwww! "I bruised my butt. I have internal buttock injuries." - Howie Maria: LMFAO! I'm sure many of the Howie Hoochies will help heal that wound for ya! Tyra: Oh Howie. *shakes head in shame* Maria: Don't ask me why she's ashamed. I thought she'd jump on the bandwagon as the Howie Buttock Healer. I reckon I was wrong. "Nick purposely created himself to be superior." - Kevin Bet that just riles your goat to no end, huh? *you have to see his pissed expression when he says this* "Ya know I just can't talk today man." - Nick Just today? Hehehehe. "It's almost 200 feet wide." - AJ OUCH! "I fiddle with my jeans all the time now." - AJ Well no wonder, it's 200 feet wide. You gotta find the right position for it. I guess folded over 50 times makes too large of a bump in your jeans, huh? "I CAN'T!! This is hard!"- Nick "Uuuuhh...their makin me limp!"- Brian What the hell are you two doing? Never mind ... *walks away whistling* "Am I gorgeous?"- AJ "Yes AJ, you are."- Brian That a boy, appease him. Yes is *always* the right answer. Unless AJ asks if he's fat. "I can't let my banana come out." - Nick YES YOU CAN! I wanna see! "I'm not a teenage girl and I never have been a teenage girl" - Brian I'm sure Leighanne's glad to hear that. Now, have you ever been a Chihuahua? ;-p "I added to it, so it's BIGGER!" - Brian Penis enlargement, huh? *I won't say what I'm really thinking cause I respect the wifies* "What am I wearing right now? Underwear." - Nick Oh baby! Come to momma. "That's cause they want gifts every..."(laughs). - Nick on Loveline. Oh oh. He's on to us. "What the heck's estrogen?" - Nick on Loveline. See what happens when you don't go to HS and take Sex Ed? LMAO! Poor Nicky. "...the one that says, I don't know, I forget the words." - Nick talking about IWITW on Loveline. You sang that song HOW many times and you can't remember the words? Didn't you JUST finish a show where you sang it? He's too easy to tease. "Thank God we don't have to put those harnesses on. It took us an hour just to get those things on. Those were hard on the old groin area." - Kevin *air* "Nick punched AJ in the face one time before a show." - Kevin "Nick bites Kevin's leg on the plane." - AJ Ok, I'm sensing a pattern here. "This is the Diary of a drunk Backstreeet Boy." - AJ Bet your PR people had a heart attack over that nice little comment. "I can't remember...I'm too old." - Brian Isn't your wife six years older than you? Just an observation... "You know what I'm gonna miss most? This music." - Nick talking about the 80's music he played on the plane. He's an 80's music geek! YAY! Cause we all know that the 80s was the best decade! Hee hee. "I wanna be bald as a babies butt..." - AJ You're WELL on your way there hun. "You minus me equals single." - Brian And that ladies and gents, was today's Math lesson from Brian Littrell. "Oh we're bouncing. We're bouncing." - Nick as the plane is landing. You look like you're about to let those bowels go. Commentary by Maria and Emma. |