 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: "I got green crap on my crotch." - AJ Thanks for the lesson in Way Too Much Information 101. "It's all hot and mushy when it comes out." - Kevin Erm...*ahem* yea, Kev, it usually is. Did you just figure this out? "Ya think????" - Brian He stole my expression! lol. I always say that. Drives people insane. "I have a shack on the beach." - Nick Ooooook. I guess a house worth over a million is considered a shack. Well then, I have a box on a street. "I think Spice World was a bad experience for everybody." - Kevin Preach it baby! "Oops I did Justin again, I played with his thing..." - AJ pretending to be Britney *aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* "If y'all ate me, I'd be mad." - Nick Actually, you'd be dead. "Would you take me seriously?" -AJ That's rhetorical, right? "This is a cool looking thing .. my booty smacker." -Howie We'll name it Tyra. "I'm hoping to study some sort of martial arts in the future, like Elvis did." -Nick Just grow the side burns ... want me to make you peanut and nanner sandwiches? Viva Las Nicky. MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. *air* "Are there any single women in Australia?" -Nick "No, they're all taken, Nick." -AJ Thanks AJ. Couldn't have said it better myself. "I hate plates." -Nick OMG! It's fate! I hate forks. I tell ya, it's meant to be people. *stop laughing at me* "I always wanted a cheesy ass photo shoot." -Kevin I guess the ones they did in 1995-96 with clothes even PeeWee Herman wouldn't be caught dead in don't count as cheesy in Kev's book. "...two it's kind of scary cuz I consider myself to be normal." -AJ That IS scary. "I told you we were gonna hit somethin and we did."- Kevin Oh great, he's an 'I told you so' kinda person. "You even pull your cheeks apart. You lean over to do it man!" - Brian What about the time YOU made Nick poop in a sock?? *mumbles* must talk to Nick about Brian's bad habits sometime. "South AFRICA, you DILDO!" ~ Kevin to A.J. *peein' in my pants* Thats the first time Kevin's made me laugh like that. "...again as always, you can kiss my ass." - AJ Why can't I have a nice person like that when I fly? "Holy cow. Whoa. Happened a little sooner than expected." - Brian It's called premature ejaculation, Brian and it's nothing to be ashamed of. "I'm a perfectionist. I want to sound great. I want to look great." -Kevin So I need to ask, what category does your hair and sometimes feminine-ish wardrobe fall into? "Alright who's sayin extra pickles on the whopper?"- Nick That sounds nasty...lol. "We asked her what a girl wants...unfortunately it wasn't any of us."- Howie Be thankful. "Hock a FRICKIN loogie."- AJ That's just gross dude. LOL. "Alright forget about it...it was a good idea but...no no NO!"- Nick Someone's having a baby spell. Temper temper. "Sometimes AJ just can't say no." - Kevin "Ya don't say... who woulda thunk it? "AJ's nickname is Bone. That's all I'm saying! It has a meaning, but I can't tell you it - you have to figure it out. It's a secret." - Nick Awww, tell us. Pretty please. We're stupid and have no clue to what it could possibly mean. Oh wait, does he wear a bone in his hair like Pebbles? That's it, isn't it? I KNEW IT! "The eyes of a woman are like the deep ocean, there are so many treasures to be found"- Nick Oh my...ummm...well...ummm.................. "I went through all the different stages of the chia pet."- Howie BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! "Well this is our first time to Brazil so you’d be correct in saying that we’re not virgins to Brazil anymore…"- Nick YOU GO BOY! "Well, I don't know, Howie pees on the floor a lot!" - AJ Maria: Do not visit Howie at home without rubbers. *ahem* Tyra: PULL OUT THE DIAPERS! *evil grin* "We don't ask for much backstage - just a vegetable platter with dip, some cheese, some crackers, a dozen apples, a dozen oranges, two dozen lemons, three cartons of Oasis orange juice and six bottles of water in a cooler. We also like Coke, orange soda and Grape Crush." -AJ That's BSB's secret code for - just some strawberries with whipped cream, some melted cheese for Nick, some chocolate syrup, a dozen raspberries (yanno to insert in tight spots...er, I mean to eat), two dozen cases of beer, three bottles of Jack Daniels and six packs of condoms. We also like ice, big jugs and naked women. "I usually take the bar of soap with me from the hotels. - Brian I believe it. Did you see his wedding register? He won't have to buy anything for 10 years. *whispers:cheapo* Who said that? "I really didn't think that was funny, my bum is still hurting." - Howie LMFAO! "I like them big and floppy." - Kevin I like them big and hard. You can't do anything *fun* when they're floppy. "I love hugs and kisses. I think it's because I grew up in a big family. Even now I grab my mom and give her kisses all over and she's like, 'Oh Howard pleeeeeeeease!' - Howie I hear Banjo music. "I'm very soft, you know!" - Brian Oh man. That can't be good for Leighanne. "To all the fans in Germany: I'm still alive, but I can't have kids anymore." - AJ That'll teach you to try and climb over a barbed-wire fence naked to catch of glimpse of Katarina Witt's Playboy photoshoot. "I've always tried to be funny, or stupid. I think it comes quite naturally to me." - Brian You admit that being stupid comes naturally to you? "They call me coffee cause I grind so well." -AJ You want some wine with that cheese? "I'm a lawn gnome." - Nick I guess that would mean that you stand erect all the time. Never noticed. "I once let out gas during sex." - AJ WTMI!!!!!!! "I’m skinny and geeky, but I’ve got great hair!" - Johnny No Name ROTF! Well, two out of three ain't bad. Shouldn't that be "no hair?" No hair, no name...see a theme here?" "How much chaos can one twenty-year old cause?" Johnny No Name He obviously hasn't listened to Kid Nicky. "I got more panties than AJ of Backstreet. Way more panties. More thongs too. More thong thong thong thong thongs." - Johnny No Name Yea, but I bet AJ'S got more training bras. "It's really a down own-type thing." Brian on his upcoming nuptials. WTF is THAT??? *pulling out Howsters to check* Ah yea, ok..here it is: Down own-type thing aka Getting married so the teenies can stop wondering if I really do practice what I preach (ie: no sex before marriage). Automated voice: "What listing?" Nick: "Tow-wer Wecords." Automated Voice: "Please hold while the operator looks for that listing. Nick: "Ok." Ummm...Nick honey, you do realize that this is a MACHINE you just spoke to? "Now that what America is about. You can walk up into a store, no matter if you're a guy or a girl, you can try on girl clothes if you want. See now that's cool. That's what I like about America." Nick as "Kid Nicky." He just scared the hell right out of me! I know a good shrink... "I pray to God I get inside a girl's head one day and see what in the WORLD they're thinking." - AJ Trust me AJ, you DO NOT want to get inside a woman's head. You'd get dizzy and pass out when you see how intelligent we really are, how quickly we can access a man's entire personality from just spending five minutes with him, and how many times we do fake orgasm just so you men can feel like El Supremo. "WOW...it's BIG....uh..." - Brian Brian stop staring at Kid Nicky! "Feel it baby, feel it, you know what I am saying?" - Nick Im not sure. Let me feel it for an hour and then I'll tell ya. "Canadians have those cute little accents, eh?" - Kevin Thanks Kev. You sound cute too, huh? "Howie has a bit of a hair problem. Just touch his hair and he'll freak!" - AJ I think I'd like to try that and see him freak. LMAO! "The Internet is not a healthy environment." - Nick He's right -- we're bad. We need to get Nintendo, Sega, and Playstation so we can get our daily intake of vitamins just like Nicky does. Q: If you were introduced to the Queen of ENgland and she farted loudly, what would you do? AJ: Oh Man! THat would be funny as hell! I'd say something like,"Damn Queenie, what'd you have for breakfast?" LMAO! I would pay good money to see this. "I wouldn't let anybody touch my eyebrows because I don't want to look like a made-up girl or whatever." - Kevin ROTF! As opposed to the sexiness of those caterpillers? "I don't write things on paper. I'm more of an electronic device person." - Howie "It kind of ticks me off that nothing shocks the rest of the Boys anymore. Like, if I dye my hair blue, they're all, 'Man, that looks cool.'" - AJ "I really want to attempt bungee jumping one day. I think it'd be neat to fly through the air like a bird. What do you guys think?" - Kevin Question: Are you a good kisser? Nick: "Hmm, how can I answer that question? (side note: See! He always answers a Q with a Q). Nah, I don’t think I am. I mean, I don’t have a special kissing technique or anything, I just do whatever comes naturally. It's been a long time since I’ve kissed anyone, so I’m way out of practice at the moment. "I used to get teased by a lot of buddies on the football team. They'd call me Pretty Boy." - Kevin "Love's a sensation, caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" - AJ "When the sun isn't out it's like night!" - Nick "The Backstreet Boys aren't just for nine year old girls walking around." - Brian "You sick little monkey!" - AJ "I'm a manly man!"- Brian Everything about girls makes me really, really nervous. I flunked my algebra test because algebra has the word "bra" in it." - Nick Fan @ at press conf: "What do you do with your free time on the road? Brian: "On or off tour?" "We done some crazy stuff, you wouldn't believe. You don't even wanna know." - Kevin @ the Toronto press conf, Nov 99 "I would bring back Elvis. Cause that's where I learnt my hip moves. - Howie at the Toronto press conference, Nov 99 Fan: "What's your fave song of all time?" Nick: "I have three. Bryan Adam's Heaven, the song Heaven, Jimmy Buffet He Went to Paris, a song called He Went to Paris, and a song called Love Song by The Cure. "Where do I stick this atn?" - Kevin...pause...the guys chuckle...comments are passed around...then Nick says, "I thought this one out a long time ago. You guys are like really far behind." - Z-100 Takeover, May 18, 99 "I usually don't wear anything." - Nick on Z-100 Takeover. "I don't understand why the guys' cologne comes in little pink bottles." - AJ, Z-100 takeover "I can't even see Brian's face. I'm not liking this very much." -AJ, Z-100 "Too much dead silence in here." - Nick, Z-100 "We'll look for ya." - Kevin to a fan on he phone, Z-100 "Did I tell ya you're a good DJ? You're really good. I'll give that to you. - Nick to Kevin on Z-100 "Here we call it Memorial Day." - Kevin talking about Canada's Remembrance Day, Nov 99 "Milk's a great thing, I mean, for growing young people, and even for older people. It's an everyday part of life, you know, it comes with cereal, cookies, everything..." - Nick (in response to BSB doing a milk ad) "Travelling all around the world and the US..." - Kevin, BSB Back Home, Dec. 99 "We were going to call ourselves the Fleamarket Boys, but that had too many letters." - Aj & Brian, MTV, July 98 They say that Nick needs Hooked on Phonics. They need "Hooked on Counting." Cause Fleamarket and Backstreet have the same amount of letters, BOYS. "If you listen closely to the song, you can almost feel the pain that Max is going through right now..." - Nick talking about SMTM, BSB TV May 99 Not to make fun of a sad moment, Nick, but "right now" you are on national TV and Max is somewhere going "WTF?? I ain't in any pain right now." "Alright, hey Brian, go over there and I'm gonna act like a spaceship comin' at ya." - Nick, MTV, Summer 99 Not only am I wondering how old they are, but I'm concerned about Brian listening to Nick and pretending to be a spaceship. Then again, he's the one who made Nick poop in a sock. "I heard Denise, our publicist, tell me..." - Howie talking about their video being #1 on TRL on BS TV May 99. I hope he HEARD since she was TELLING HIM. Duh! "If you go to a place that's really public or touristy, you're gonna get ransacked." - AJ on Fanatic 99. What are you, a house?. According to the Collin's dictionary --Ransack: to search thoroughly, pillage. ie: The burgalars ransacked the house. Maybe AJ was talking about being frisked. :) "We presented them with awards on award shows." - Brian talking about Boyz II Men, BS TV May 99 That's usually the place you present awards dear... "...the countries closest to the ocean." - Nick on why he loves Spain and Australia, BS TV May 99. Someone should ask Nick what ocean he's referring to. Atlantic, Pacific, Indian, Artic...confuse him. "You mean there's more than two?" LMAO! "Millennium is a rebirth, a new century." - Howie on BS TV May 99. "I got trees growin' in my bunk!" - AJ on TRL Live from Orlando, Aug. 99 Commentary by Maria. Some submissions made by: DianeZ2001@hotmail.com, Kayla_Townsend@excite.com. |