If Nick got feet tattooed over his boobies. Oh wait, HE DID!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*
If a stranger rammed a grocery cart into Nick's butt or ankles.
To watch Nick in a grocery store. "What the hell is produce? Looks like fruit and veggies to me, man!"
If a senior citizen yelled at Howie for being rude.
If Kevin was talking in his usual slow southern drawl at a local KY county fair and a snail stopped and stared at him in wonder.
If we heard Nick asking Kevin what coitus interruptus means.
We'd laugh even more listening to Kevin explain the meaning to Nick and telling Nick it's something he should practice.
To see Kevin's face when he finds out that his computer is down and he can't check the updates on the BSB adult fan fiction sites.
Watching Nick on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
Howie's expression when someone tells him that cell phones are now banned and will cease to exist.
The guys waking up and discovering that they are the superheroes in Nick's comic book.
AJ lose his suitcase on tour and has to borrow clothes from Nick.
Brian doing the laundry - doing LA's lingerie - pulls her bra out of the washer and trips over it trying to slingshot it into the dryer.
Howie reaching for a Frankie Vallee falsetto high note and having his eyes cross...permanently.
Kevin adding to Nick's tattoo collection - with an indelible ink marker.
Any of their faces (esp Kevin's) when they're told at a 4am call for a video shoot that there's no coffee anywhere on the set.
Nick going to the drugstore for his mom or sisters to get 'feminine hygenie spray' - and testing the scent before buying it.
Kevin on the photoshoot for the JWR calendar as he disturbs a bee's nest and proceeds to run for his life.
Howie making the cashier at Wal-Mart remove all his clothing purchases from the bag and refold them so they won't crease.
Howie in Wal-Mart period.
Brian on Fear Factor walking on a car suspended 100 feet above a raging river.
AJ get a girlfriend who's taller than him by five inches and outweighs him by a good 60lbs.
Some submissions made by l_jahnke@yahoo.com.
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