 AJ's enjoying that way too much!  First Howie, now Kevin! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  Nick's thoughts: "This is your brain on drugs."  I'd be screaming like that too if I smashed my head against a metal bar.  Howie: "Nick, look at me! We can't do this now. People are staring." Nick (wraps his arms tighter around Howie's waist): "I see 'em. *smiles at the papparazzi* I don't care. I can't hide my feelings any longer."  Maria: "I wanna be his squaw!"
 Nick's thoughts as he looks down at himself: "Come on you bad boy, show Mr. Stern and the other guys that I have the biggest one!"  This pod has been spotted around the US trying to pass himself off as The Sexiest Pop Star, Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson. Notice Pod Kevin's hair is much longer than Mr. Richardson's usual spiky 'do. The glassy, lost look in his eyes, and the pointy sideburns are a definite indication that this man is much more related to Mr. Spock than Mr. Richardson. Pod Kevin was last spotted at the Oscars, where he sported black nailpolish and was accompanied by Morticia Adamms, and at MSB where he was trying to dance and wore the traditional skirt and slippers they wear on Planet Hepron. If anyone has any information on this pod's whereabouts, please call us.  Nick Carter Torture Session, Take I Kevin: "My little sister is sooooooo in love with you!" AJ: "I wanna marry you!" Howie: "Nicky, you're soooooo cute!!" Brian: "Nintendo and Sony went out of business." Nick: "Arrrrrghhhhhh!!!!!"  Kevin: *singing* "Every time our lips meet, this feeling inside me, just makes me want you more and more..." Kid Rock: *singing* "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals...so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...do it again Kev...gettin' horny now..." |